What is there to say about this bitch? I can probably give a 1000 reasons why I think he is a jank ass basic bitch.
1.) His face
2.) Those stupid Harry Potter musicals
3.) Those obnoxious ass pink glasses that he wears all the time
4.) The fact that he is on Glee
5.) His attention whoring
6.) His creepy obsession in basically trying to be that short little Harry Potter kid
But these are just my personal biases. The true reason why Darren Criss is basic because he is just that-he IS basic. Mediocre singer, actor, etc etc. Yet the media and his fans like to act that he is the second coming of Christ. Now I don’t even care about Glee, but I find it interesting how he became a regular so quickly, and from what I hear—has more screentime than a lot of the original cast members since the beginning of the show. You all know what I am implying……This bitch’s ass is probably wrecked from all Ryan Murphy dick by now.