You are SO MEAN. What you wrote about Bonnie? Geesh.

@Anonymous

I’m not sorry I have good taste. 

Okay, so I hate how now I have two Harry Potter actresses right next to each other, but I’ll live. I don’t even know how to begin with how unbelievably basic Bonnie Wright is. The pictures above are from the Cannes Film Festival. Do I even need to say more? For those who are unaware, the Cannes Film Festival is one of the biggest film festivals in the world. It’s pretty much a rule to bring your “A Game” to Cannes. Even if you don’t have a film to promote, you can get away with wearing beautiful gowns at someone else’s premieres. It is the place to make a fashion statement. To be blunt, all of these outfits are offensive to human sight. Individually some pieces are nice, but the way they are put together are a MESS. I’m totally for dressing comfortably, and wearing what you like blah blah blah. But wearing these outfits, to Cannes is simply disrespectful. Especially if you are a horrendous actress who cannot deliver a single line without any talent or life. I am convinced that Bonnie Wright is dead on the inside. Her “acting” in the Harry Potter movies was BEYOND terrible. So, her showing up at Cannes, and walking all these red carpets looking like that is beyond disgusting. If you are going to wear flats, at least wear pretty flats, and she couldn’t even have her clothes ironed properly? If you go look at other people on the Red Carpet at Cannes, you can see how much of an effort they made. Dressing so messy at Cannes, and looking you raided your grandmother’s closet is Cannes simply looks ungrateful. What the fuck are those clunky silver hoop earrings. The blue dress had potential but it is ill fitting, and the matchy purse and heavy clunky shoes ruin it. Pairing that neon green sweater with that white dress is simply gross. If you are going to be one of the worst actresses out there, and intend on remaining relevant at least put in an effort to look. Look at her posing and smiling, thinking she looks good. NO. 

Emma Watson is probably one of the most basic famous person out there. What perplexes me most about Watson is how she manages to keep getting acting gigs. I personally thought that after Harry Potter was over, I would never have to see her bland face again. I thought Watson wanted to focus on her education, which was fine by me since the world can certainly live without her terrible “acting”. But even if you forget about her questionable “acting” for a second. There is literally nothing interesting about Emma Watson. Average looks, questionable “style”, and no personality. I think it’s truly sad that Emma Watson still has a career. Can’t teenage girls find someone more interesting to obsess over? I wish they would, so I would not have to see more of this bland bitch. 

Emma Watson is probably one of the most basic famous person out there. What perplexes me most about Watson is how she manages to keep getting acting gigs. I personally thought that after Harry Potter was over, I would never have to see her bland face again. I thought Watson wanted to focus on her education, which was fine by me since the world can certainly live without her terrible “acting”. But even if you forget about her questionable “acting” for a second. There is literally nothing interesting about Emma Watson. Average looks, questionable “style”, and no personality. I think it’s truly sad that Emma Watson still has a career. Can’t teenage girls find someone more interesting to obsess over? I wish they would, so I would not have to see more of this bland bitch. 

Now you may be wondering, why from One Direction did I find only Louis Tomlinson to be basic? Now truth is that I like Harry, Zayn, Niall, and Liam. Unlike every teenage girl in America, I do not that they are the second coming of Christ. But, I do like them. They are fairly easy on the eyes,moderately talented and seem like nice, sweet boys. However, I do not understand the point of Tomlinson. I find him to be completely useless. He cannot sing at all. What does he even do? From the few interviews I have watched he is loud and obnoxious and always interrupts and cuts everyone off. As far as I see, the band would be perfectly well without him. As he doesn’t do much except parade around in questionable clothing, and be irritating. Hence, Louis Tomlinson has earned a place on this blog. 

Now you may be wondering, why from One Direction did I find only Louis Tomlinson to be basic? Now truth is that I like Harry, Zayn, Niall, and Liam. Unlike every teenage girl in America, I do not that they are the second coming of Christ. But, I do like them. They are fairly easy on the eyes,moderately talented and seem like nice, sweet boys. However, I do not understand the point of Tomlinson. I find him to be completely useless. He cannot sing at all. What does he even do? From the few interviews I have watched he is loud and obnoxious and always interrupts and cuts everyone off. As far as I see, the band would be perfectly well without him. As he doesn’t do much except parade around in questionable clothing, and be irritating. Hence, Louis Tomlinson has earned a place on this blog. 

Emma Stone is basic. It honestly seems to me that any thin, not completely hideous white woman can become a successful Hollywood actress these days. Because that is exactly what Emma Stone is. Now, Stone is not completely useless as she is a somewhat decent actress. But there is nothing appealing about her whatsoever, which is why it is extremely irritating to see her mug everywhere these days. Her career at the moment is probably the way how Lindsay Lohan’s career would have gone if she hadn’t gone off the rails. That and the staged PR shots with her boring oatmeal boyfriend Andrew Garfield have been making Emma Stone more and more insufferable day by day. The fact that she is only a mediocre actress does not help. 

Emma Stone is basic. It honestly seems to me that any thin, not completely hideous white woman can become a successful Hollywood actress these days. Because that is exactly what Emma Stone is. Now, Stone is not completely useless as she is a somewhat decent actress. But there is nothing appealing about her whatsoever, which is why it is extremely irritating to see her mug everywhere these days. Her career at the moment is probably the way how Lindsay Lohan’s career would have gone if she hadn’t gone off the rails. That and the staged PR shots with her boring oatmeal boyfriend Andrew Garfield have been making Emma Stone more and more insufferable day by day. The fact that she is only a mediocre actress does not help. 

What is there to say about this bitch? I can probably give a 1000 reasons why I think he is a jank ass basic bitch.  1.) His face 2.) Those stupid Harry Potter musicals 3.) Those obnoxious ass pink glasses that he wears all the time 4.) The fact that he is on Glee 5.) His attention whoring 6.) His creepy obsession in basically trying to be that short little Harry Potter kid But these are just my personal biases. The true reason why Darren Criss is basic because he is just that-he IS basic. Mediocre singer, actor, etc etc. Yet the media and his fans like to act that he is the second coming of Christ. Now I don’t even care about Glee, but I find it interesting how he became a regular so quickly, and from what I hear—has more screentime than a lot of the original cast members since the beginning of the show. You all know what I am implying……This bitch’s ass is probably wrecked from all Ryan Murphy dick by now.

What is there to say about this bitch? I can probably give a 1000 reasons why I think he is a jank ass basic bitch. 

1.) His face

2.) Those stupid Harry Potter musicals

3.) Those obnoxious ass pink glasses that he wears all the time

4.) The fact that he is on Glee

5.) His attention whoring

6.) His creepy obsession in basically trying to be that short little Harry Potter kid

But these are just my personal biases. The true reason why Darren Criss is basic because he is just that-he IS basic. Mediocre singer, actor, etc etc. Yet the media and his fans like to act that he is the second coming of Christ. Now I don’t even care about Glee, but I find it interesting how he became a regular so quickly, and from what I hear—has more screentime than a lot of the original cast members since the beginning of the show. You all know what I am implying……This bitch’s ass is probably wrecked from all Ryan Murphy dick by now.

What better than to start this blog off with the basic bitch in my icon? This overrated hack is loved by many for being the good, down to earth, cute and carefree and Disney girl. Her entire public image is basically constructed to be the Anti-Miley Cyrus (who is a huge trollop because she wears booty shorts and *gasp* has tried drugs!—————this is sarcasm if some of the basic bitches reading this did not get it). Just look through this site itself, and it is 90% guaranteed that you will find at least one overly saturated gif of this bitch on a 15 year girl’s tumblr. It is also 90% guaranteed that this gif will have 895783497589 notes. It is quite a shame that America’s “sweetheart”, and a “role model” has to be boring as fuck. Add that this bitch cannot act, sing, or perform, and has an almost equally basic “boyfriend” (when will this PR-relationship end). Selena Gomez is truly basic.  

What better than to start this blog off with the basic bitch in my icon? This overrated hack is loved by many for being the good, down to earth, cute and carefree and Disney girl. Her entire public image is basically constructed to be the Anti-Miley Cyrus (who is a huge trollop because she wears booty shorts and *gasp* has tried drugs!—————this is sarcasm if some of the basic bitches reading this did not get it). Just look through this site itself, and it is 90% guaranteed that you will find at least one overly saturated gif of this bitch on a 15 year girl’s tumblr. It is also 90% guaranteed that this gif will have 895783497589 notes. It is quite a shame that America’s “sweetheart”, and a “role model” has to be boring as fuck. Add that this bitch cannot act, sing, or perform, and has an almost equally basic “boyfriend” (when will this PR-relationship end). Selena Gomez is truly basic.